Top Five ‘Mammoth Mom Myths’ Revealed PLUS Mother’s Day Contest
The friends over at SeabucksWonders would like for me to share with you “Top Five Mammoth Myths’ Revealed along with an awesome contest they are currently having over on their Facebook page: “Tasteless Mother’s Day Gift Contest.” One winner will receive a full line of SeabuckWonders products. It’s definitely fun yet unique contest. Enjoy!
Give Your Mother What She Really Wants This Mother’s Day!
CHICAGO – April 11, 2013 – Reduce your risk of missing the mark this Mother’s Day by avoiding these popular beliefs or “Mammoth Mom Myths”:
- Moms LOVE to spend their free time cleaning! A new mop, dish scrubber, or toilet brush will make her feel more loved and needed and oh-so-special.
- What all mothers REALLY want is to cater to their families 24/7, so give her that honor by wrapping up a brand new serving tray set complete with pre-made hors d’oeuvres to feed everyone in the family (make sure it’s got lots of Dad’s favorite snacks—Mom LOVES to please her man)!
- Two words: Mom Jeans! That’s right—the kind that really emphasize the backside with HUGE pockets! Moms LOVE to look like their own mothers and can’t wait to ‘fill their mothers’ jeans.’ Make sure you sneak in her closet and find her pants size, and then go up a size or two to give her plenty of growing room—you know, the way she would always buy your shoes a little bigger. She’ll appreciate how thoughtful you were to actually investigate her current size and to anticipate her growing assets to boot!
- Nothing shows how much you care like a brand new shiny cemetery plot! Wrap up her final resting place with a bright pink bow! Then surprise her with a Sunday drive and tell her you’re taking her to her brand new home! When she sees that plot of land that you painstakingly picked out just for her, she’ll cry real tears of joy. It’ll also fill her heart with pride that you’ve become such an excellent planner and that you’ve taken care of all the details so she can move onto the next life without a hitch! (Oh my, this is terrible, never heard this one, have you?~ Lindsey @MichiganHomeMommy Works.)
And the number one mammoth mom myth to avoid…
- “Surprise, Mom! We’re moving back in!” What would make a mother happier than to have ALL of her grown children move back home? And of course, you’ve got a spouse and kids of your own now—with ALL of her kids and grandkids back under her roof, a minute won’t go by without her getting to be a mother! She can re-mother you, mother-in-law your spouse, grand-mother your kids, and EVEN dog-mother your pets! WOW! This Mother’s Day will be epic!
YIKES! Make it STOP! Reboot! Put on the brakes!
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Disclaimer: Michigan Home Mommy Works will be receiving two SeabucksWonder products of choice in exchange for this post.